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"...Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted..."

Monday 5 March 2012

it's the final countdown...

Assalamualaikum si cantik dan si manis belaka :)
Suppppp??
Wahaha *awkward T.T..
Anyway,may me display ze marks of DOOOM..

Cutting marks for SPM 2011:
Bahasa Melayu : A- 70, A 77, A+ 90
Bahasa Inggeris 1119 : A- 68, A 72, A+ 83
Pendidikan Islam : A- 83, A 86, A+ 92
Pendidikan Moral: A- 80, A 84, A+ 88
Mathematics : A- 65, A 74, A+ 86
Additional Mathematics : A- 52, A 64, A+ 78
Biology : A- 63, A 75, A+ 87
Chemistry : A- 69, A 79, A+ 88
Physics : A- 65, A 75, A+ 87
Sejarah : A- 78, A 84, A+ 91
Prinsip Akaun : A- 77, A 84, A+ 90
English For Science and Technology : A- 71, A 79, A+ 87
Ekonomi Asas : A- 73, A 82, A+ 90
Tasawwur Islam : A- 70, A 83, A+ 91

Wait there!
Why are we blaming SPM?? *Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia??
It did nothing wrong..It's just an exam to know,have you been focusing,
Or just playing around...
Tetttttttttttttttttt...
Wrong answer!
May we look upon zis wisdom my eardrums picked up somewhere in ze universe..

"Tak semestinya orang yang dapat straight 'A's' akan berjaya dalam hidup and tak semestinya orang yang tak dapat straight 'A's' gagal dalam hidup,vice versa.."

Now,you might be thinking..This sounds fishy..I mean,when you get straight A's..You passed! You succeeded!
Nope..
What I mean in 'verjaya dalam hidup' is..
All aspects of life..
Lets list it down shall we,sir *British accent there..weeeehhhuuuu..

During this play,may we name ze person with straight A's..SmartyPants..and ze person with not straight A's..ShortPants *weird,but it will do..

Play #1:Attitude..
When the results came out..

SmartyPants:Wow,look..I got straight A's!Aren't I darn smart..I told you people..I told you!
                   *hidung lebih Effeil Tower..

ShortPants:Awww..it's not my luck I guess..It's okay,there must be a rainbow here somewhere *???

Now,let's reverse the situation..

Smarty Pants:Alhamdulillah,praise to Allah,I got straight A's..Yes,thank you,you are all too kind..

ShortPants:Oh no!Why am I so stu%@*!Yes!I blame all of you!!!

Play #2:Concsiousness..
When in Universities..

SmartPants: *playing games and online internet like nobody's business..Nahhh,no need study,I am smart..I can make it,duhh.. *continue with Underground 2.. *:P

ShortPants:Oh,I must study..I must not fail this time..*study like no end..very consistent and persistence..

Reverse..

Smart Pants:Oh,I must mantain my result..Must not let anyone down,ever! *campak video game..?

ShortPants:What?Why do I need study,I am a failure and always will be..might as well just quit..

Warning:This play has nothing to do with any specific person,whether the living nor the dead..Please,do not do this at home..OR EVER IN YOU LIFE!


Ehem..Now,I assure you,there are still lots of things to list..So many,I think you are getting nervous now,do you?
Do you?

Yes!
I am nervous okay,you got me..I surrender.. *white flag above me head..
Anyways..I'm not counting down to the date..I won't even mention it here..Just,I hope for the best..For me,my Buds..and all you SPM candidates..now,Life is giving you a choice to be Mr.SmartyPants or Mr.ShortPants,either the good version,or the bad..So,make your choice People..and lets pray hard for the choice you make is the right one..InsyaAllah..

Well,my lovely mother is constantly reminding me with the..you know what..But,I just.. don't know..let's not get too personal,hokayy?Wahaha,just kidding..
Mum says:Miza dah wat yang terbaik,dah study..Tawakkal and Doa je sekarang..Insya-Allah,the decision made for you is the most suitable for your present and future..

Hewhew,she is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT PEOPLE..
Anyways,I just wanna thank you for everyone who is supporting me in all this..through this Beautiful Life,Love you alls lah..thanks! :)
May you guys are blessed,by the great God..with Jannah and grace..
Ameen :D

*hopesarehigh .

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